以下都网上粘贴仅供参考:、Today i and friends of foreign travel, outside air is very good, people feel very comfortable. We all appreciate the fine girls bicycles. We enjoyed the beautiful nature brought. We happily spent a happy day. 今天和朋友起出外交游,外面空气很好,人感觉很舒服。我们骑着自行车路欣赏鸟语花香。享受着大自然带给我们无限美好◇家开开心心地度过愉快天。

  、Today Mailehaoduo clothes, and parents take to the streets is happy, the parents have to pay to buy things. Unlike in their street to buy things they like to take a long time but saw the price, Ha-ha, is really very happy. I love my parents, I too thank them for the care and love.


  、Flute " Robinson Crusoe " of good fortune, novelist of British, describe protagonist drift about on the island, overcome the difficulty, the legend story of pioneering an enterprise with painstaking efforts. Novel write true naturally, legendary. The protagonist plants the crops on the detached island, puts up the log cabin, has eaten the innumerable trials and tribulations, survive. Want, go back human world anxious, want to go how about go out of these damnable place only like make him to be fascinated, result fail, get back to, long separated for Britain for year give me enlightenment by " Robinson's records of adventure " on year finally, tanacity of him let me wait for a chance to cause trouble, want, march toward another goal for life, look like Robinson like that spend one's own strength,reach ideal realm one's own. We need possess Robinson so spirit of struggle diligently.

  英国小说家笛改《鲁滨逊漂流记》描述主人公漂流汉,战胜困难,艰苦创业传奇故事. 小说写得真实自然,富有传奇色彩.主人公在孤岛上种庄稼,搭木屋,吃千辛万苦,生存下来.但想回人间心切,使他着迷般地只想到如何走出这个鬼地方,结果还失败,最后于年回到阔别年英国



  、The World's Greatest Swordsman

  At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer took the stage. A fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half. The crowd cheered. Then the second-place man sliced a fly into quarters. A hush fell in anticipation of the world's greatest swordsman.

  His blade came down in a mighty arc - but the insect continued on its way! The crowd was aghast. The greatest swordsman had missed his target completely, yet he continued to smile.

  "Why are you so happy?" someone yelled. "You missed!"

  "Ah," replied the swordsman, "you weren't watching very carefully. They fly lives, yes - but he will never be a father."






  、A Mistake

  An American, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident. They arrived at the gates of heaven, where a flustered St. Peter explained that there had been a mistake. "Give me $ each," he said, "and I'll return you to earth as if the whole thing never happened."

  "Done!" said the American. Instantly, he found himself standing unhurt near the scene.

  "Where are the others?" asked a medic.

  "Last I knew," said the American, "the Scot was haggling price, and the Canadian was arguing that his government should pay."






  、Pig or Witch

  A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH(女巫)!!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. If only men would listen.



  、Response Ability

  An Ogden, Iowa, minister was matching coins with a member of his congregation for a cup of coffee. When asked if that didn't constitute gambling, the minister replied, "It's merely a scientific method of determining just who is going to commit an act of charity."

  Philosopher Bertrand Russell, asked if he was willing to die for his beliers, replied: "Of course not. After all, I may be wrong."

  A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out?"

  The winning reply was: "The one nearest the exit."






  、Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter

  A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast.

  For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never appeared. Finally, he told the village chief to kill a cow and give him its hide. Draping the skin over his shoulders, he went to the pasture to wait for the lion.

  In the middle of the night, the villagers woke to the sound of blood-curdling shrieks coming from the pasture. As they carefully approached, they saw the hunter on the ground, groaning in pain. There was no sign of the lion.

  "What happened, Jonesie? Where is the lion?" asked the chief.

  "Forget the damn lion!" he howled. "Which one of you idiots let the bull loose?"







  、Weather Predict

  A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained.

  A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm." The next day there was a hailstorm.

  "This Indian is incredible," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather.

  However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks.

  Finally the director sent for him. "I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?"

  The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know," he said. "Radio is broken."








  、Love is the parents is the world's largest love, is in their minds share of family support them, let them come in the heart of the disaster sons and daughters.

  Kitagawa, May , , the parents who struggle with death more than hours after the three-year-old girl Song Xin Yi finally rescued, rescue workers to feed her milk. Her parents live in the time, desperate to protect the fragile body of her, until both passing away, also maintained that posture. Parents touched by the love of God, let the children saved, small Xinyi Zaitianzhiling parents can comfort!